Watching of Chick Flicks
Thou shall watch chick flicks in severe moderation.
Terms & Conditions
- Movies with sex and violence are far more acceptable for entertainment needs.
- Occasionally, watching a chick flick can be an exception; though it should be duly noted that an over occurrence of such events is unacceptable.
- The Notebook and High School Musical are hereby recognized as special cases. They are not to be watched without the presence of a girlfriend, date, or other significant other.
- No man is allowed to suggest watching a chick flick — no exceptions.
Exceptions
- While chick flicks are not generally condoned, when a girlfriend or other similar figure is present, all taboos and accountability are waived, becoming null and void. For the cause of a healthy relationship, watching chick flicks by request is encouraged.
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Chick flicks are allowable only if they lead to a trip to second base or beyond.
What if the chick flick stars a really hot actress?
Chances are there is another movie with an equal or hotter actress playing at the same time. !!IF!! this is not the case then said movie should be told to a female friend thus invoking the exception.
Dick flicks always show winning despite unsurmountable odds…they do that so men will believe they are indestructible and join the army.
what if a man law is broken among friends?
If Man law is broken among friends. Said friends must Ridicule and harass the breaker of the law. And suspend said law breaker of his man status until he redeems himself.
Man Law is missing its critical cornerstone: Bros before Hoes.
I hereby revoke this site’s “man status” until such deficiencies are rectified.
Ha ha. That seems correct to me, my friend.
Отличный фильм!