Watching of Chick Flicks

Thou shall watch chick flicks in severe moderation.

Terms & Conditions

• Movies with sex and violence are far more acceptable for entertainment needs.
• Occasionally, watching a chick flick can be an exception; though it should be duly noted that an over occurrence of such events is unacceptable.
• The Notebook and High School Musical are hereby recognized as special cases. They are not to be watched without the presence of a girlfriend, date, or other significant other.
• No man is allowed to suggest watching a chick flick — no exceptions.

Exceptions

• While chick flicks are not generally condoned, when a girlfriend or other similar figure is present, all taboos and accountability are waived, becoming null and void. For the cause of a healthy relationship, watching chick flicks by request is encouraged.