Relationship Interference

Thou shall not interfere with the relationships with others, especially when the interference is for the cause of personal gain.

Terms & Conditions:

  • No man shall ever attempt to break apart a relationship, regardless if they feel the aforementioned relationship is a bad decision for a friend or other respected person. This is for them to figure out, and while advising people is permitted, actively attempting to be the best interest police is prohibited.
  • Interference for the purpose of attempting to steal someone’s girlfriend is an unspeakable crime and will result in a total loss of respect and reputation.

Exceptions:

  • While most cases of interference are a plague and thus should be eradicated, in certain situations, a party from within the relationship will ask for interference. For the power of good, this is acceptable when it aids the relationship, including but not limited to calling in favors or finding out helpful information. However if the requested interference would damage the relationship, thou shall not interfere — you are not the one who initiated the relationship, thus have no power to end it.

14 comments so far

  1. wesley mummert on

    my friend stole a chick that i was trying to date, and he had no interest in dating her until i did.

  2. tom bazzano on

    same here, but it was my best friend, and he used me to get to her. i found her and he dosent know her like i do. he just mooched my connections. what should i do about it?

  3. Al on

    Question…..can a man give another man’s girlfriend a nickname (in this case, his girlfriend is 13 years younger and we named her “Child Bride” and “CB”) without ever meeting her? This occurred recently among Air Traffic Controllers in Atlanta. The standing ruling is NO, and I was fined three beers for each member of the court (6 Controllers). I am appealing and requesting a natioanl ruling.

  4. gorenigar on

    Is it appropriate to interfeer in a relationship when the guy is seeing a woman that is unbelieveably hot and she give’s you a opportunity to steal home?

  5. BC77 on

    Al:
    Yes, you can. It does, of course, depend on the name and the meaning behind said name, but if your intentions are good and the name isn’t harmful, you can go get your beers back.

    Gorenigar:
    Hotness doesn’t matter. You can not steal another man’s girl. If she’s giving you that opportunity, then they most likely won’t be dating for much longer.

  6. Rob on

    Al:

    In man law tradition it should be expected to harass any man with something another man wants; if you haven’t dealt directly with the subject. If you had met her/it/car/boat/etc. it would be petty jealousy and you would be subject to penalty. Men are not to be jealous or show emotions, only one up the man in question.

  7. Dave on

    Is it allowed for one mans blood brother to date said mans ex-girlfriend, given the guy broke up with the girl.

  8. Scott on

    I have a question on ethics here. By the way, I’m a sophomore in high school so if man law is void here, say so.

    I met a girl that I knew previously at a dance, and we had a good time there. I was going to ask her out but another guy who, incidentally, is my teammate in soccer asked her out before I could.

    So me and said girl talked a lot even though she was dating said teammate. He got angry at me, big time, and told me to piss off. Well she still wanted to talk.

    About a month later, we put our relationship status via facebook as married, to get another girl to leave me alone.
    Keep in mind the first girl’s boyfriend is fully aware of our plan. BUT, a week later, she dumps her boyfriend, and I had actually hung out with her earlier that week. He’s extremely angry at me and I feel guilty for being involved in this.

    Did I violate man law?

  9. Lorenzo on

    What if the girl your tryin to get with has a gay boyfriend who is using her as a cover to show he’s not gay when in fact he is? The boyfriend is dedinately gay and has shown this in numerous occasions. And I’m not talkin bromance I’m talkin about full out gay….and he’s a tool period.

  10. Ryan on

    this is bullshit. what about if its for sex? cause that is a gain for both people

  11. thechamp20 on

    What if said man is a disgrace to Man Law? For example, said man drinks unworthy beer, is a constant pain in the ass, and like the movie rent.

    Does his actions warrant a dismissal of Man Status and thus the laws do not apply to his relationship?

    It would be natural for a Man to go for the greater good by saving the girl ( given she is an 8 or above) from said man.

  12. Belly Acher on

    All is fair in love and war, no?

  13. Dude in college on

    My roommate is trying to steal my girlfriend. He is constantly inviting her over to our dorm without informing me to try and make me look bad. He invites her to go places when i am in class. He hits on her every second he can get. He told her that he is jealous of me because i see her all the time and he never does, that is when she started really hanging out with him again. I would have kicked his ass by now but he is my roommate and i have to live with him for the whole year. She tells me she hangs out with him because she thinks he will get depressed because he has few friends. I don’t believe her fully because she never tells him no. I don’t know how to handle this!!!! He has never even heard of Man Law. What do I do?

  14. jason on

    put visene in his drink, just for fun. But you should talk to your girlfriend about how pissed off it made you that your roommate had a prostitute in your room last night. Be sincere, tell her how much it bothered you. But don’t get too dramatic. You need to keep it realistic. That should remove any desires she might have for him.


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