Policy on Female Affairs & Conflicts

It is imperative that all men avoid getting involved in disputes between two or more women. Such conflicts should be avoided at all cost so as to maintain a neutral status and keep optimum levels of respect and goodwill towards all involved, thus avoiding the bad blood that can result from “taking sides.”

Terms & Conditions:

•  Even if one of the people involved is your girlfriend, simply be supportive to her rather than intervening.
• While neutrality is the way to go, there are circumstances which merit action, as this is a case-by-case basis.

Exceptions: 

• If the conflict or argument directly involves falsities, clarifying the truth in a calm and collective manner is acceptable.
• In certain extreme cases, a girlfriend or friend that happens to be a girl may end up in physical danger, at which point stepping in is encouraged to avoid any unnecessary bridge burning.
• Should your significant other or friend come to you for help, it is acceptable to help, but only reluctantly so and explaining the terms of this particular man law. Unless absolutely necessary, usage of 100% of your resources and effort should not be put to use — the ultimate goal is peace and security while maintaining a positive reputation, which means avoiding any bad blood with anyone.