Usage of a Manual
Under no circumstance should a man ever result to looking through a manual to solve thier questions while fixing something.
Terms & Conditions-
- Trial and error works in most situations that may have called for a manual.
- If ever questioned, remember that James Bond dismantled a nuclear warhead without a manual.
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Doesn’t this site, presenting the proper procedure for social behavior, present itself as a manual? Doesn’t this present a paradox?
Joel is gay bc you do not question man law. Questioning man law is the first step to homosexuality. Step two is posting your homoness on the internet. Step three only leaves one thing left for Joel and that is taking it up the pooper!
I’d just like to point out that when you said “result,” I think you meant “resort.”
I think that an exception can be made.
This law is null and void if trial and error will get you fired from work or killed.
1.) Work related – if you’re required to use a manual at work it is acceptable. Engineers, technicians and many others use manuals all the time.
2.) When assembling things that require extreme attention to detail like assembling a fire arm or assembling an automobile engine.
re: Joel
Big Dreezy has just outted you. The universe is full of paradoxical instances. REAL MEN ignore these and continue on in their ALPHA ways.
re: dexter
PROPER engineers and techs work from innate knowledge. The “other” gender generally has the task of writing the manual, working from the notes and observations of said engineers. Children and lesser men then use/read the works of these documentation specalists.
PROPER Men are already BORN with the knowledge of how to assemble both firearms and engines! Others must, yes, use manuals to learn how to BE Men, sadly.
The true man-law on manuals: men are required to present publicly as competent in technical matters. It is permissible (and may be desireable) to “bone up” privately in advance. The initial public approach to technical issues MUST be manual-free. If success is elusive, it is permissible to blame the engineers for their crappy non-intuitive design and then consult the manual with a show of disgust. Laying around drinking beer and reading technical manuals is always OK.
No man is to question man law. Man law is not a manual its a way of life. Man law is just common sense that all men are born with. But you have those lesser men who need to read man law to know how to be a man.