Usage of a Manual

Under no circumstance should a man ever result to looking through a manual to solve thier questions while fixing something.

Terms & Conditions-

• Trial and error works in most situations that may have called for a manual.
• If ever questioned, remember that James Bond dismantled a nuclear warhead without a manual.

Abbreviated Bathroom Etiquette

Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals.

Exceptions-

• Law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.
• If all urinals are taken, one may wait, but must provide plenty of room between themselves and urinal users, and wait until the current urinal user has turned away and zipped up before approaching urinal.

Terms & Conditions-

• Sitting down to pee is forbidden and will result in loss of “man” status.