Eating While Watching Sports

No food shall ever be deemed “unhealthy”, “unorthodox”, “bad”, or “spoiled” when in use as human fuel while participating in watching a sports competition with one’s friends.

Exceptions:

• Tofu shall never be eaten.
• The veggie burger shall never be consumed.
• Any food that contains less than 5 grams of fat per serving.

Terms & Conditions:

• Those participating in a sport shall be excluded from the rule, but must return to obedience once the competition is over.